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Contest: How many federal employees does it take to change a light bulb?

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My recent blog entry about change in the workplace made me wonder if the old "How many [fill in the blanks] does it take to change a light bulb?" contest had ever been done for federal employees. And, even if it had, there must be more than one good answer. So here goes:

How many federal employees does it take to change a light bulb? Please submit your answers in the comments section. I'll run the best, the worst, the oddest, and the most common answers in a month or so.

Light bulb vote

Posted by John Klossner on Jun 04, 2010 at 12:19 PM

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Reader comments

Thu, Jun 9, 2016 EMR

ONE: The director holds the light-bulb and the entire world revolves around him.

Tue, Jul 17, 2012

2 1 far left and 1 far right

Thu, Sep 30, 2010

I don't think we should change the lightbulb in case it doesn't want to be changed. I think we should change ourselves first, and see during a review period what our influence is on the lightbulb that we want to change. After the review period expires, if no change is seen in the lightbulb, we should consider a further probationary period where the lightbulb receives coaching, after which a determination will be made as to whether it "meets expectation" or "does not meet expectations." If it does not meet expectations, we should try to find the lightbulb a cabinet position.

Tue, Jul 13, 2010 Bender PA

None. We have contractors who do that for us.

Tue, Jul 13, 2010 jsrutstein

Zero, after the enactment of 5 USC 1363(a)(1)(E)(vii) pursuant to WFCSCHAA (pronounced woofkushaw)(What Feds Can't See, Can't Hurt America Act). This provision eliminates visibility as a capability that must be provided to employees. The "popular" name of this legislation is Work Darker, not Harder.

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