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Contest: How many federal employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Update: Click here to check out Klossner's roundup of the best entries to the "How many feds..." contest.

My recent blog entry about change in the workplace made me wonder if the old "How many [fill in the blanks] does it take to change a light bulb?" contest had ever been done for federal employees. And, even if it had, there must be more than one good answer. So here goes:

How many federal employees does it take to change a light bulb? Please submit your answers in the comments section. I'll run the best, the worst, the oddest, and the most common answers in a month or so.

Light bulb vote

Posted by John Klossner on Jun 04, 2010 at 12:19 PM


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